FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY! BUT NOT FOR THE MAILMAN! 21,244 KILOGRAMS OF FUN, STRAIGHT TO YOUR DOORSTEP VIA SEVERAL UNDERPAID AND OVERWORKED MAILMEN!

• INCREASED MENTAL HEALTH.
• CONVERSATION PIECE WITH A METAL TWIST.

• NONE!
• DO NOT LISTEN TO IT.

A piece of literature history, now available on paperback! Enjoy all 2,328 chapters spread across 33,555 pages! Only a mere 151 kilograms, this is a must-have for any avid book collector!

• Piece of Literature History.
• True Kino.
• Doesn't Ship to Wyoming nor Wisconsin.

• Requires a Dedicated Room.
• Illegal in the States of California, Texas, Kentucky, Delaware, Vermont, Kansas, and the Proposed State of Lincoln.

The BEST all-round pet fit for a nuclear family! Contrary to the name, Icelandic starers originate from the canadian providence of Saskatchewan! Icelandic Starers love to play in the snow during winter and love to dig in the dirt in summer. Much like dogs, Icelandic starers love to learn new tricks and to play games with their owners.

• Hypoallergenic Man's Best Friend.
• Adorable!

• Picky Eaters.
• Carnivores.